News of Sports Jokes

There was a very rich man. He fell sick and could not be cured by any Doctor. Ultimately he came across a Doctor who cured his ailment. After the cure, the rich man asked the Doctor to ask for anything he cared in the World. But the Doctor refused to accept any gifts on the plea that it was his duty and he has charged him the professional fees. On much insistence by the rich ...

"Throw the baby down!" shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building.
"I won`t!" she yelled back. "You might drop him!"
“No, I won`t!" he shouted back. "I m a professional goalkeeper!"
Reassured, the woman dropped her baby to the footballer, who immediately bounced the child three times and kicked him over the garden wall...!

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls into the driveway.
"What happened?" says the wife. "You should have been home hours ago!"
"Harry had a heart attack at the third hole," replied the husband.
"Oh, that`s terrible," says the wife.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that`s in the side that`s in goes out, and when he`s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he`s out. When they are all out, the side that`s out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.When a ...

A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as he was about to tee-off, an elderly gentleman asked if he could accompany him as he, too, was playing alone. The young man agreed. When they finally reached the ninth fairway, the young man had a tough shot-there was a large pine tree ...

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. Theteacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn`t you raise your hand?"
"Because I`m not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked,asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, ...

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he heard the familiar "FORE!" and a ball slammed into his back.
Soon the golfer who had made the drive was on the scene to offer his apologies. When the priest assured him that he was all right, the man smiled.
"Thank goodness, Father!" he exclaimed. "I ve been ...

Tom was a man who knew all there was to know about golf. He knew all the courses, the champions, their scores, as well as the prize money the professionals had won for the past fifty years or more. He had read every book ever published on the game and knew all there was to know about technique, but, strange to say, he had never played a game.
Having listened to him hold forth for ...

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.
"Don`t you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked.
The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one.
"Are you sure?", the friend persisted. "What happens if you lose that ball?"
The other guy replied, "This is a very special golf ball. I won`t lose it ...

One of the women, Mrs. Smith, for over a year, could never carry the water, and would always hit into it, totally psyched out by the presence of the water. Her friend in the group suggested that she might want to see a hypnotherapist to overcome her anxiety near the water.
So the woman went to a hypnotherapist for four sessions. In those sessions, the woman was hypnotized and the therapist would "plant suggestions" that ...